IN chaos theory, the butterfly effect proposes that a butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon can cause storms in Texas, in other words, something seemingly insignificant can have a knock on effect apparently unrelated to it.
I made a trip to Kidderminster on Saturday to the AGM of the 5.5mm Association, a very pleasant day out with like minded friends. The train journey there was uneventful, but the journey back home after the meeting became an increasingly bizarre series of events.
The journey from Kidderminster to Wigan involved two changes, at Smethwick Galton Bridge, and at Wolverhampton. It was supposed to be West Midlands Railway for the first two trips as far as Wolverhampton, then Avanti West Coast from there to Wigan.
As I am sure you have realised by now, it didn’t work out like that.
I missed the train I was supposed to catch from Kidderminster, and ended up on one 15 minutes later. This meant I missed the connection at Smethwick Galton Bridge by about 3 minutes. Rather than wait for the West Midlands Railway service an hour later, I caught a Transport for Wales train to Wolverhampton.
The Avanti West Coast train from Wolverhampton to Glasgow (via Wigan) was delayed, so I decided to catch the next Cross Country train to Manchester Piccadilly, then a Northern train back to Wigan. I used to commute regularly into Manchester Piccadilly, so I know the route well.
Upon arrival at Manchester Piccadilly, I discovered there were no direct trains to Wigan for at least an hour, so knowing there were connections at Salford Crescent for Wigan, I caught the next train there.
Salford Crescent to Wigan services are provided by Southport trains (via Bolton) and Kirkby trains (via Atherton). The first train due was a Southport service. This is where things started to get even more bizarre. There was a power cut at Bolton station, so while the trains could run through, it obviously wasn’t safe to let passengers out at a station in total darkness. In fairness to Northern, they had laid on replacement buses from Salford Crescent to Bolton.
I was looking out of the window as we passed through Bolton, and I can confirm the station was invisible from the train.
Arriving at Wigan I made my way to bus station for the bus home. The local council had decided in its infinite wisdom, to start roadworks on the Ring Road, which is a dual carriageway. Despite its name, it actually runs through the centre of the town. This has caused some bus services to be diverted in the town centre. Add in a replacement bus driver unfamiliar with the roadworks and it was recipe for a very strange journey home.
Leaving the bus station by the diverted route, he reached the junction with the Ring Road where he should have gone straight across to pick up the bus’ normal route. Instead he turned right, intending I think to take next left off the Ring Road, which is the way he would have gone if we had been on the normal route. Needless to say, he couldn’t turn left because of the roadworks and after much cursing he did a U turn at the next lights on the dual carriageway before joining the one way system and crossing the Ring Road where he should have done if he had been on the normal route.
From being 15 minutes late out of Kidderminster, I finally got home 2 hours after I should have done, hence the link to chaos theory!